Sketches include a couple dealing with secrets just before marriage, Super Dave in New Mexico to do a stunt involving arrows being shot at him, a very sensitive airport metal screener, a commentary by John Byner on nuclear power, a vampire visiting a doctor sketch that evolves into celebrity impersonations and a husband thinking his wife is unfaithful with good cause.
Bob Einstein – Super Dave Osborne
Tom Harvey – Various Characters
John Byner – Host/Various Characters
Luba Goy – Irma
Mike Walden – Commentator
Maurice Abraham – Director
Perry Rosemond – Producer
Bob Einstein – Executive Producer
Allan Blye – Executive Producer
Geoff Craigen – Editor
Stephanie Chaffin – Assistant to the Producer
Virginia Kavangh – Production Assistant
Garry Blye – Production Consultant
From TV.com
The opening sketch shows a line of men waiting to use a washroom stall with each man holding a toilet in his hands. After three men go in and out, the last man, who is holding nothing, enters and when a flushing sound is heard, he disappears.
John and his date Irma arrive home after a date and just as John, citing they have been going out for six months, is about to propose, Irma says she has something to tell him. Irma says she is Catholic, a Republican, doesn’t like sports or the sun and is ugly. John has no problem with anything except the ugly part and is outraged she waited six months to tell him. John moans about what he is supposed to do but Irma tells him she was kidding and she’s not really ugly. John says that’s a relief and after asking Irma to marry him and she says yes, John says they have to hurry over and tell Irma’s parents as the zoo they are in closes in five minutes.
In the studio, John sends it to Mike Walden and Super Dave Osborne. Mike states they are in New Mexico on the northeast boundary of the Wannamonga Indian reserve and he is joined moments later by Super Dave, Super Dave’s young daughter Erin and Little John Running Feather, a brave who Super Dave refers to as his blood brother. Super Dave explains that he will be performing a stunt where he is strapped to a target on a motorized wheel and Little John will shoot arrows into the target and avoid Super Dave at the same time. Super Dave is strapped into the target moments later but when Little John fires his first arrow as the target spins, it hits Super Dave in the right leg and two other shots hit Super Dave in the chest. After stopping the wheel to talk with Super Dave momentarily, Mike pronounces the stunt a success even as Super Dave agonizes in pain, curses Little John and wonders who is going to release him.
At an airport metal detector, a male guard waves through several people who do not trigger the alarm. However, when an attractive blonde tries to go through, she sets off the alarm and continues to do so despite removing her jewelry, dress and bra before she is allowed to go through. An ugly woman carrying a machine gun with ammo belts slung across her shoulders is next to go but despite setting off the alarm, she is waved through by the guard.
John reports from an area near the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant and talks about the feeling that the accident in 1978 has led to after effects. To disprove the latter, John talks with a man who has a large bushy tail, another man with bright green hair, a third man with large, furry paws for hands and feet, a fourth man who looks to have another head on his body and finally the plant manager. The manger say nuclear energy is safe and causes no side effects even as the manager corrects John and says he is the wife of the manager despite his bearded, heavyset appearance.
A doctor sees his next patient, who is Count Dracula. The Count says he went to a Hollywood party and starts doing impressions of the various stars he bit on the neck. Tom, who is playing the doctor, breaks character and tells John, who is playing the vampire, he is using the sketch to do cheap impressions. Moments later, Tom starts doing a number of impression on his own and John is silent for a moment before doing an impression of Rodney Dangerfield and leaves the set.
In the final sketch, John plays a man arriving home to talk to his wife about her fooling around with a large number of men. When the husband says he heard she was fooling around with his stock broker E.F. Hutton and starts to say the broker said something, a large number of men appear behind the couple to hear what the influential man had to say.